Thursday, August 26, 2010

Bigfoot Research Institute Tee Available for 1 Day Only




Shirt.Woot.com, is a web site that applies the Woot model to selling t-shirts: a new one every day at midnight Central time, sold cheap. The difference is, these aren’t somebody else’s leftovers. Woot tees feature exclusive, original designs that you can’t get anywhere else (hence the terms “exclusive” and “original”).

Today's one day exclusive is the Bigfoot research

Institute Tee-Shirt

Bigfoot Research Institute
We Exist Because He Exists
The Bigfoot doesn’t have a time card. Bigfoot never had to sit through a four-hour standards compliance training course. Bigfoot doesn’t have to wear an ID card on a lanyard like tagged livestock.

Bigfoot doesn’t have to watch his carbs, or cut out trans-fats, or request his meal be prepared with no MSG. Bigfoot runs all the time, but never, ever, ever on a treadmill. When Bigfoot runs, he goes someplace.

The Bigfoot was never diagnosed with attention deficit disorder. Bigfoot doesn’t have food allergies. Bigfoot never went to a therapist. No one ever put Bigfoot in a special needs class.

No, but Bigfoot is in a special class. The class of truly free beasts, of which there is only one.

Wear this shirt: while thinking and sketching in preparation for the upcoming Derby, about which sshh, we’ve said too much already.

Don’t wear this shirt: in Bigfoot’s direct line of sight, lest he mistake you for a territorial rival, and fight you. Or maybe worse, a prospective mate, and breed you. Unless you’re into that. To each his own, that’s our motto.

This shirt tells the world: “You know what they say about hominids with big feet? They don’t exist!”


If you want one these t-shirts you only have until MIDIGHT CENTRAL TIME!!!
This LINK is only good for a bigfoot tshirt on Aug, 26 2010

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